o my brother comes home the other day,” Taylor Swift says, “and he goes, ‘Oh, my God – I just saw a guy walking down the street with a cat on his head.'” As an ardent fan of ready-made metaphors, as well as of cats, Swift was excited by this. ’ But the other half was going, ‘What if he just wants to walk around with a cat on his head, and not have his picture taken all day? That guy is asking for it – he’s got a cat on his head!Every doorway and stairwell is guarded, and every window is blacked out. In 2014, a Swift shoot requires the kind of operational secrecy and logistical complexity rarely seen outside of a SEAL raid.
It’s the same with Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. And they believe that Jamie’s marriage to Amelia Warner is a sham.
When one girl posted a photo of her invitation, she was quickly uninvited, then presumably renditioned to whatever CIA black site holds Swift’s enemies.
(Jack Antonoff, of Bleachers and fun., who has recently co-written several songs with Swift, says that “just having her songs on my hard drive makes me feel like I have Russian secrets or something.
The pair were holding hands, and Dakota also had her arm wrapped around Chris‘ torso.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Dakota Johnson The last photos we have of Dakota and Chris together are from back in March.
It’s now been two months since we first heard that Dakota and Chris were a thing.