There is no denying the popularity of Top 10 lists. The mere fact that there are Top 10 ‘Top 10’ lists available at the click of a button should enforce the importance our society puts on ranking critical topics such as ‘The Top 10 Ben Affleck Movies that Don’t Suck’. ) Obviously though, this raises the bigger question on how anyone managed to find ten.
While even I admit to being enthralled by most list-based articles, I’m not hot on personally using a requirement list to weed out potential suitors.
Examples of such details might include: children, ties to international mafias, criminal records, past marriages, current marriages, vows of chastity, etc.
backyard recreations aside, there are also particular pieces of content that should remain undisclosed until both parties have consumed at least six shots of Tequila… An example of info you might want to sit on would be tailored more for gentlemen who we shall refer to as science fiction and technology aficionados.
Once you have a signed contract in hand, you are most likely in the safe zone to let your new spouse in on your annual Romulan civil war reenactment and your ablity to speak fluent Klingon.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m proud to be a nerd and I have nothing to be ashamed of as Geek Outlaw is something I love sharing with others.
However, should you supply a shot of yourself in a bikini or any other photo that proudly features your gazongas (a.k.a. Providing some baseline for conversation will cut down on the “lets make babies” three word masterpieces that grace your dating inbox.
You know the type, the worldly internet traveler that has the entire collection of The point being, those are probably not details you should technically share before, say, marriage and signing a prenuptial agreement.
Suffice it to say, the first thing a potential online female suitor looks at is what you have to say.
(Remember, they aren’t as visual as us neanderthals) If your guess was wiener, please re-read the paragraph above.
That, or possibly convince you to head back to the bar scene again where vast amounts of over-priced well drinks continue to remain your last – but not entirely out of the question – option.
Since most women can usually line up a date by simply maintaining a steady pulse, I have geared this advice slightly more towards the geeky male population that thinks asking a girl out entails bragging about how many cosmic virtual warlord points your online hobbit persona has accumulated since the ‘Great War of Evil Attorney Troll-Sharks’ crashed 17 network servers in China.
Still nerdettes, there are some nuggets in here for you as well, so don’t wander off. Despite being funny and enjoying my own material, I’m actually referring to your dating profile length… If there is anything I’ve learned during my years of profile creating, it’s that women are pretty big on the whole communication thing (which seems to be most evident when you are trying to watch ANY game seven of a professional sports playoff series).