I always told her, "NO AGNUS, it's too expensive and this is the weight that our lord and savior Jesus Christ wants you at." Now with this money, I can make her dream come true.
Jeez Ablert, you are like our guardian angel or something.
KINDLY SEND ME YOUR PRIVATE TEL, FAX NUMBER AND MOBILE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION. I can't tell you how excited I was to find 2 emails from you in my computer this morning. I was thinking, if this is such secret information, shouldn't we talk in secret code? Around here, a guy usually gets his ass kicked for saying that to another guy, but I know you really meant it. If we decide to go with option 2, I will have Elle Mac Phearson pick you up and take you to the drop-off point.
I know I'm supposed to keep this secret, but I couldn't help but to tell Agnus (my wife) about your email. That was the same day we bought these matching Ruff Ryders medallions. Agnus and I always pretend that I'm DMX and she is EVE. Elle Mac Pherson already loves you too and is cleaning out a spot in the basement for you to stay when you can get out of here. ) I am going to go try to open up a bank account in November, but I may need some help. I would pick you up but I feel that Elle Mac Phearson blends into a crowd better.
I don't want you to send it to my house because I would like to surprise Agnus.
You see, her weight has ballooned from 145 to 190 in the past two years and she really wants to join that Jenny Craig program.
THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER BY ELECTRONIC WIRE TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITHIN 24 BANKING WORKING HOURS AND THIS FUND WILL HIT YOUR ACCOUNT SAME TIME SAME AS SOON AS THE FUND HIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, I WILL BE COMING OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO MEET YOU IN PERSON FOR THE DISBURSEMENT OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO THIS PERCENTAGE.
Brad suggested that I get some type of picture of you or something, just so I know you're real. (Try not to be laying down in the picture, my wife might get the wrong idea). Please be patient with me because I want to help you. Is being a CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER a hobby for you? If you can't do option 2, then we will definitely be going with option #1 because the last thing we need is a representative from the Humane Society on our tail.
Is it possible to have a check sent to me directly?
I would then use this check to open a bank account (Key Bank has free checking for a limited time so please hurry). I have never been good with money so you can only imagine how happy I got when I read your email. I know you said this is confidential but I had to share it with my friend Brad Fairyman.
Anyway Albert, I have to get going so that I can work on the car (I think the Carburetor is acting up again). If there is one word to describe me, it is "HELPING OTHERS". If you are a doctor, Agnus has a condition I'd like to talk to you about. I think he would be a good partner, I just don't liked to be bossed around.
My real father use to call me fat and tell me "get your lazy ass of the couch and get me another beer boy." I would say "YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
WE ARE IN THE LAST QUARTER OF THE YEAR 2002 AND I NEED A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER THAT WILL ASSIST ME TO TRANSFER THE 15M FUND INTO HIS BANK ACCOUNT.